The calvopod Christmas podcast 2019 is out now. We’d leave it half an hour if we were you. 

No dogs, ducks, turkeys, horses, big man reptiles, velociraptors or colossal sentient larvae were hurt in the making of this podcast. No actual people were forcibly consumed outside Greggs in St Wilfrid’s Square. Download it below! We’ve made a silly protest song to try to save some ducks. Download it below! Robot lands in Calverton. Causes fight in the Rodney. Goes for kebab. Download it below! One fewer turkey able to vote for Christmas. Download it below!